1. You oversleep one morning and are consequently late for class. You tell your professor that you:
B: Professor McGonagall was hitting on me and it would have been rude to walk away.
2. You find twenty dollars on the floor of your common room. Do you turn it in to your prefect?
B: Hell-to-the-no girl.
3. Final exams are next week, and you feel:
C: frantic. You pull multiple all-nighters and briefly become my dealer's best customer in order to achieve the highest scores possible. I will smoke until I can't sleep.
4. You believe that rules:
A: are made to be broken.
5. The house you belong to should possess a strong feeling of unity, even if this intense bond means potentially excluding outsiders.
A: True, only intellectual and divalicious Divas can be in my circle.
6. You bomb your midterm and, thus, are on the verge of failing the class. To remedy the situation, you:
A: ask the professor for an extra credit project and take them out on a date.
7. You are more likely to:
A: Take a risk.
8. You would never rat out a friend for cheating, even if you were the one being accused.
B: False
9. You inherit a decent sum of money; what do you do with it?
D: Start a business -- and buy lots of Hogsweed and Wizard Hash, a more diva-worthy wardrobe and vehicle to go along with your new company.
10. What is more important: standing up for your principles or acting in a reasonable, responsible manner?
A: Standing up for your principles
11. Your career ranks extremely high on your list of priorities, and you constantly strive to do and achieve more at work, many times at the expense of other areas in your life.
A: True, some responsibilities have be top priorities but nothing is more important than being a Diva.
12. You fly your broom:
D: Correctly (that's what she said.)
13. One of your friends confides in you that he or she has a rather large problem, and you aren't certain that your friend can solve the problem his or herself. A large part of you wants to tell your head of house, but you have been sworn to secrecy. What do you do?
B: immediately go to your head of house. You care about your friend and will do whatever it takes to ensure his or her well-being; your friend will thank you later! Also it would be funny to start drama in the house.
14. Do you believe that basic morality is, at its core, more universally applicable or relative to the individual?
A: Universal.
15. Do you believe that falling in love with someone you have talked or written to but have never met is the most genuine way to come to love a person?
B: No, that's obsession.
16. Are you much more comfortable in a leadership position than you are at following directions?
A: Yes, I don't mind telling people how to live their lives.
17. You and your best friend have romantic feelings for the same person, and you are completely taken by surprise when the person pulls you aside and declares their love for you. You respond by:
B: admitting your feelings, but putting the relationship on hold until you discuss it with your friend first.
18. You would rather be sent to Azkaban than thought of as:
C: Incompetent
19. You are racing through the hallway and, as you turn a corner, someone else unexpectedly crashes into you, knocking you off of your feet. All of the books and papers that the other person was holding have fallen onto the floor. You are in a hurry, and you:
B: mutter a few quick, but sincere, apologies before you dash away to your prior engagement.
20. Compassion, understanding, sincerity, and benevolence are the cornerstones of virtue.
B: False, knowledge is.
21. Which house do you WANT to be in?
A: Gryffindor eenie catch the hollers eenie my pick one it all really me in
B: Hufflepuff meenie a toe let meenie mother the and No seriousness care wherever best.
C: Ravenclaw miney tiger if him miney said very you but I just I
D: Slytherin moe by he go moe to best are in don't put fit
22. Did you cheat to get the house that you wanted?
B: No, eenie meenie miney moe is always true.
23. Was it more difficult to discern which houses the answers on this test correspond with than on most other sorting hat tests that you have taken in the past?
A: Yes, it kinda was.
24. Are Slytherins, as a whole, evil?
A: Yes, no exceptions.
25. Will you be upset if you don't get the house that you feel as though you belong in?
A: Yes, I'm going to cry IRL and probably deactivate my account.
Congratulations! You have completed the Sorting Hat quiz! I or another admin will be able to sort you shortly! If you do not get the house you had wanted, please understand that all houses are equal and House Hate will not be tolerated her.
~Headmistress McGonagall
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